My name is Kiara.

1. “What’s that? Do you hear that? Oh, it’s the sound of me not caring.”

2. “You think you’re good enough? Think again.”

3. “Ipinanganak ako para guluhin ang buhay mo!”

4. “What a coincidence.UGLY starts with ‘U’.”

5. “Ang ganda ng babaeng ipinalit mo sa akin.mula ulo, mukhang paa!”

6. “Mabilis ba mabuntis ang mga bobo? Bakit ang dami niyo?”

7. “Malakas ka pala kumain.halatang galing sa hirap.”

8. When you see an ugly baby: “Magtanim na tayo ng maraming damo, kasi dumadami din ang mga mukhang kabayo.”

9. When officemate called me fat, I said: “Kaming mga matataba, puwedeng pumayat. Eh kayong mga pangit?”

10. “Siguro taga-Marikina ka, kasi mukha kang takong!”

11. From a former teacher: “I won’t pass you. I want to see you suffer.”

12. “Karma’s a bitch, and so are you.”

13. From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine to Angelica: “Gusto mo maglaro tayo? Agawan ng mana.”

14. “Are you having a freak show that I’m not aware of?”

15. One friend hardly drinks but eats tons of pulutan. She’s fat, and not very pretty. During one inuman, we saw the plate of chicharon empty after just a few minutes. Another friend addressed her: “Huy, bawal yan, cannibalism!”

16. Overheard, a girl talking to another girl: “Shucks, it’s so hard to be pretty noh? Ay sori, you wouldn’t know nga pala.”

17. “Pag tinititigan kita, naniniwala na ako na ang tao galing sa unggoy.”

18. “Wag ka mag-alala, malapit nang mawala sa uso ang skinny jeans.”

19. “Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege!”

20. “Mabuti ka pa, mayaman ako. Samantalang ako, mahirap ka. Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga ka?”

21. From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine: “Gusto ko pag pasok ko, ipagtitimpla mo agad ako ng kape. Yung dark, very dark. Kasing pait ng buhay na ipatitikim ko sa ‘yo!”

22. “Whatever look you were aiming for, You missed.”

23. “Kailangan na natin ng bagong biktima. Hindi na humihingi ng awa ang isang ito.”

24. From Iisa Pa Lamang. Cherry Pie Picache after she lost her fortune: “Ganito pala ang feeling ng hampaslupa! Kaloka!”

25. “Giniginaw ako. Magsunog ng alipin!”

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YES PLEASE!!!

Idina Menzel “Would Love To” Guest As ‘Glee’ Mom

A piece of the most perfect casting in TV history just might come to be: Tony winner Idina Menzel is game to get her mom on as the birth mother of ‘Glee‘ songbird Rachel.

“I know that she would love that,” Menzel’s real-life husband, Taye Diggs told Fancast during an interview promoting the explosive double episode of ‘Private Practice‘ airing this Thursday. Acknowledging the ladies’ resemblance, he agreed such casting “would be awesome.”

‘Glee’ fans have been lobbying for Menzel to guest-star as Lea Michele’s look-alike on-screen mom - or any other relative - ever since the Fox series premiered. That campaign only swelled after Rachel performed “Defying Gravity,” Menzel’s showstopping number from Broadway’s “Wicked,” in a recent episode.

Diggs says that because his wife and Michele both are Broadway babies of slightly different generations, “They know each other, so we knew that [resemblance] existed far, far before the TV world did.”

Helping this dream casting along even further is the fact that the two superb songstresses “are fans of each other.” Diggs points out that he and Menzel caught Michele during her run in “Spring Awakening.”

Diggs says he and Menzel TiVo ‘Glee’ every week - likely giving priority to ABC’s own hit Wednesday comedy, “Modern Family‘! - and since they both hail from the stage, “We are just so happy to see a lot of these theater kids [like Michele] get the opportunity to do some television work.”

The talented ‘Glee’ cast is “doing a really great job,” he adds, “and I hope some more will follow.”

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Alias
American Gothic
America’s Next Top Model
Angel
Arrested Development
Babylon 5 
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beverly Hills 90210 (original)
Bewitched
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brothers And Sisters
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Californication
Chappelle’s Show
Charlie’s Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Chuck
Clarissa Explains it All
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
DaVinci’s Inquest
Dawson’s Creek
Dead Like Me
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes
Doctor Who
Dragnet
Due South
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Farscape
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Frasier
Freaks & Geeks
Friends
Fringe
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan’s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gossip Girl
Grey’s Anatomy
Grange Hill
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys
Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invader Zim
Invasion
Hell’s Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Joey
Kim Possible
Knight Rider
Knight Rider: 2008 
Kung Fu
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
La Femme Nikita
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Law and Order
Law and Order: SVU
Law and Order: CI
Leverage
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
MASH
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married… With Children
McLeods Daughters
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Mod Squad
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mythbusters
NCIS
Ned Bigby’s Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Power Rangers
Press Gang
Prison Break
Private Practice
Privileged
Profiler
Project Runway
Psych
Pushing Daisies
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (UK)
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Sanctuary
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
South of Nowhere
South Park
Spongebob Squarepants
St. Elsewhere
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1 
Starsky & Hutch
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven
The 4400 
The Addams Family
The Amazing Race
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Magnificent Seven
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Office (US)
The Powerpuff Girls
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three’s Company
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Unfabulous
Ugly Betty
Veronica Mars
Weeds
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
Xena: Warrior Princess